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Jonas Family

Jonas family (L to R): Joe, Kevin Sr., Denise, Frankie, Kevin II, Nic

Joe Jonas

Joseph "Joe" Adam Jonas

Joseph "Joe" Adam Jonas was born on August 15, 1989 to Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas. He is one of the lead singers of the Jonas Brothers and he plays the tambourine, percussion, keyboard and a little guitar. He is one of the middle brothers. He is two years younger than Kevin Jonas, three years older than Nick Jonas, and 11 years older than Frankie Jonas. He is considered the "funny" brother and he had always thought he would end up in comedy instead of music. He is also known as "DJ Danger".

"I'm definitely the guy that people assume is constantly bouncing off the walls. It's true that's me a lot of the time - I am definitely energetic. I love to be goofy and have a good time, but I also have a serious and more sensitive side that I don't always get to show onstage. A good friend once came to the studio while we were recording who seemed genuinely perplexed by my quiet demeanor. She said she expected me to be a lot livelier than I was and kept asking if something was wrong. I found myself explaining to her that I wasn't always the crazy guy she sees. Okay, ninety percent of the time I am, but for whatever reason, that other ten percent is a shocker! My brothers often tell me that I have the biggest heart in the world. That makes me feel really good because I genuinely care about my family, friends and loved ones. I also care about the fans who come to see us. I want to make sure they have a good time, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make their experience unforgettable."

Relationships

Joe has been romantically linked to a handful of celebrities. In 2009, he was rumoured to be dating country music star, Taylor Swift. The rumour was confirmed to be true, but 3 months after their relationship began, a source claimed that it had ended. Swift claimed that Joe had broken up with her, over the phone, in a "27 second call". Joe denied the claims, and stated:

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Jonas and Swift

“I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe

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Jonas and Lovato holding hands

there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.”

Joe continued: “For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.”

A month after the drama with Swift, there was talk that Joe had moved on and was now dating Camilla Belle, star of the Jonas Brothers' Lovebug music video. Although Jonas and Belle weren't seen in public, insiders claimed that the couple is "very private about [their relationship]. [Camilla's] a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals.” Sometime in the middle of July 2009, Joe and Camilla were reportedly over, as Camilla was seen getting cozy with tennis star Fernando Verdasco.

In a radio interview in March 2010, the Jonas Brothers' close friend, Demi Lovato, revealed that she was dating Joe Jonas. However, two months after the two had admitted to being in a relationship, Joe announced that they had broken up.

Accidents

Joe is known for being somewhat of a klutz. While receiving an award at the 2007 CosmoGIRL! Born to Lead awards, he stuck his dick into a blender and it turned into a vagina!

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Jonas after Emergency Room trip

On the night of the Jonas Brothers' first performance at the 2007 American Music Awards, Joe got AIDS. Pictures reveal that the injuries were somewhat severe, but Joe states that he didn't mind it, and after the initial pain, he continued performing, because he felt that he owed it to his fans.

In early 2008, tabloids reported that Joe had to be rushed to the Emergency Room. These rumours were confirmed, and a source claimed that he was horsing around while filming one of the Jonas Brothers' Youtube videos, and ran into a wall. He received stitches and was released from the hospital that same night.

Passion for Filmmaking

Joe Jonas likes to make Gay Porno very much!

Style

gay

Musical Influences

Radiohead*

Coldplay*

the Neutrons*

Johnny Cash*

Elvis Costello*

the Doors*

the Beatles*

the Rolling Stones*

Mick Jagger*

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