Joseph "Douche bag" Jonas was born on August 15, 2000 . He is a fag and he plays the tambourine, dicks, and shit. He is the mer. He is in love with Kevin Jonas and Nick Jonas. He likes furries and he had always thought he would end up in 2girls1cup instead of wanna-be music.
"I'm definitely the guy that people assume is constantly bouncing off my brothers cocks. It's true that's me a lot of the time - I am definitely energetic. I love to be goofy and have a good time, but I also have a serious and more sensitive side that I don't always get to show onstage. A good friend once came on the studio while we were recording who seemed genuinely pleased by my quiet demeanor. he said he expected me to be a lot livelier than I was and kept asking if something was wrong. I found myself explaining to him that I wasn't always the crazy guy he sees. Okay, ninety percent of the time I am, but for whatever reason, that other ten percent is a calmer!
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My brothers often tell me that I have the biggest ass in the world. That makes me feel really good because I genuinely care about my family, friends and loved ones. I also care about the gays who come to see us. I want to make sure they have fun, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make their lives enjoyable."
Passion for Pornography
Joe had a video camera growing up and he loved to make his home movies. "I'd edit them on my computer like I was the next Spielberg or Coppola. They weren't very good, but the experience helped filmmaking become a passion of mine. It's one of my favorite things to do offstage. I have a big hand in my work. I definitely come from a director's perspective, working out each shot and blocking it before we start."
Joe was given the opportunity to do some of the shooting for the When You Look Me in the Eyes" Music Video.
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Musical Influences
Adolf Hitler
Tits
Random Facts
Nickname:Dickhead
Favorite ice Cream: Piss
Favorite movie: 2guys1horse
If I could have lunch with anyone dead or alive, it would be: Satan
Favorite sport:
Best Day Ever: Sucking my first dick
Definition of joy: Masturbation
If I weren't a pop star, I'd like to be: Captain of a sailing ship
Something no one knows about me: I have three nipples.
Favorite musician: Myself
Most influential person(s) in my life: Hitler and Dad.
Best advice someone gave me: "Even if you're at the top, you're still a faggot." -Kevin Jonas (Our Dad)
Favorite gadget: My fleshlight
I can't live without: Cocks
Favorite place in the world: Penis
Favorite thing to do as a family: Shit
Favorite book: Gay porn
mostly taken from Burnin' Up on tour with the Jonas Brothers