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The '''Jonas Brothers''' are faggots who think they are a band that would make anyone with a brain want to forcefully disembowel and strangle every teenybopping Jonas fan they see. They are a bunch of incestuous cunts that make money doing absolutely nothing. They make more money taking pictures and appearing on TV than selling CD's. They make the world a better place with their completely amazing, life-affirming music and (complete lack of) musicianship. The Jonas Brothers have been known to have buttsecks with each other frequently. This behavior is believed to be rooted in their father's many massive rapes while their sick fuck mother watched and masturbated. They also took up a promise to not have sex until marriage which is an insult to real musicians since the beginning of time. With this extra time on their hands, they spend a shitload of undeserved cash on mansions, boats, cars, and black dildos. This gives trolls an abundance of ammunition in their quest for lulz.
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'''''Jonas Brothers''''' is the self-titled second studio album and the international debut album released by the Jonas Brothers and their first album to be released under Hollywood Records. The album was released on August 7, 2007. "[[Hold On (Jonas Brothers song)|Hold On]]" was the album's second single, followed by "[[SOS (Jonas Brothers song)|SOS]]" as the third single, and "When You Look Me in the Eyes" as the fourth single. The album was the first to be released using CDVU+ technology.
   
The Jonas Brothers are universally hated by those with functioning minds for making perfectly good instruments look gay and showcasing their complete lack of any discernible musical talent. Some fans even go so far as claiming that they are the second coming of Jesus, and that their music should be classified as Classic Rock; which goes to show just how fucking retarded today's generation is. This proves that parents don't care about how their children are growing up, and that they don't beat the living shit out of their children nearly enough. Unfortunately, the Brothers are so protected by the Disney Channel that all the trolling in the world couldn't possibly lead them to playing the shotgun mouthwash card.
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{| cellpadding="0" class="tracklist" style="border-right-width: 0px; width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px"
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! class="tlheader" style="text-align: right; background-color: #eee; padding-left: 10px; width: 2em; padding-right: 10px"|No.
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! class="tlheader" style="text-align: left; background-color: #eee; width: 60%"|Title
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! style="text-align: left; background-color: #eee; width: 40%"|Writer(s)
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! class="tlheader" style="text-align: right; background-color: #eee; width: 4em; padding-right: 10px"|Length
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|1.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"SOS"
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|Nick Jonas
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:33
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|2.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"[[Hold On (Jonas Brothers song)|Hold On]]"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:45
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|3.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Goodnight and Goodbye"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:31
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|4.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"That's Just the Way we Roll"
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|Jonas Brothers, William Mcauley
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:53
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|5.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Hello Beautiful"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:29
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|6.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Still in Love with You"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:10
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|7.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Australia"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:33
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|8.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Games"
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|Jonas Brothers, John Taylor, Greg Garbowsky
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:21
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|9.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"When You Look Me in the Eyes"
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|Jonas Brothers, PJ Bianco, Raymond Boyd and Kevin Jonas Sr.
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|4:09
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|10.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Inseparable"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:50
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|11.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Just Friends"
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|Jonas Brothers
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:07
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|12.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Hollywood"
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|Jonas Brothers, John Fields
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|2:49
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|- style="background-color: #fff"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|13.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"Year 3000" (Busted cover)
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|James Bourne, Matt Willis, Charlie Simpson, Steve Robson
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:20
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|- style="background-color: #f7f7f7"
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px; vertical-align: top"|14.
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| style="text-align: left; vertical-align: top"|"[[Kids of the Future]]" ([[Kids in America (song)|Kids in America]] rewrite)
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|Marty Wilde, Ricky Wilde
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| style="text-align: right; padding-right: 10px"|3:19
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|-
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| align="right" colspan="3"|'''Total length:'''
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| style="text-align: right; background-color: #eee; padding-right: 10px"|
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'''42:49'''
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Jonas Brothers: Bonus Jonas Edition includes a DVD containing the following:
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*Full Concert Performance
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**"[[Kids of the Future]]"
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**"Just Friends"
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**"[[SOS (Jonas Brothers song)|S.O.S.]]"
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**"Goodnight & Goodbye"
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**"Hello Beautiful"
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**"Australia"
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**"That's Just the Way We Roll"
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**"Hollywood"
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**"Inseparable"
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**"Still in Love with You"
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**"[[Hold On (Jonas Brothers song)|Hold On]]"
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**"Year 3000"
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*Music videos:
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**"[[SOS (Jonas Brothers song)|S.O.S.]]"
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**"[[Hold On (Jonas Brothers song)|Hold On]]"
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**"[[Kids of the Future]]" (Live at the 2007 Disney Channel Games)
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**"Year 3000"
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Total Running Time: About 55 minutes.
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Latest revision as of 20:26, August 15, 2012

Jonas Brothers is the self-titled second studio album and the international debut album released by the Jonas Brothers and their first album to be released under Hollywood Records. The album was released on August 7, 2007. "Hold On" was the album's second single, followed by "SOS" as the third single, and "When You Look Me in the Eyes" as the fourth single. The album was the first to be released using CDVU+ technology.



No. Title Writer(s) Length
1. "SOS" Nick Jonas 2:33
2. "Hold On" Jonas Brothers 2:45
3. "Goodnight and Goodbye" Jonas Brothers 2:31
4. "That's Just the Way we Roll" Jonas Brothers, William Mcauley 2:53
5. "Hello Beautiful" Jonas Brothers 2:29
6. "Still in Love with You" Jonas Brothers 3:10
7. "Australia" Jonas Brothers 3:33
8. "Games" Jonas Brothers, John Taylor, Greg Garbowsky 3:21
9. "When You Look Me in the Eyes" Jonas Brothers, PJ Bianco, Raymond Boyd and Kevin Jonas Sr. 4:09
10. "Inseparable" Jonas Brothers 2:50
11. "Just Friends" Jonas Brothers 3:07
12. "Hollywood" Jonas Brothers, John Fields 2:49
13. "Year 3000" (Busted cover) James Bourne, Matt Willis, Charlie Simpson, Steve Robson 3:20
14. "Kids of the Future" (Kids in America rewrite) Marty Wilde, Ricky Wilde 3:19
Total length:

42:49

Jonas Brothers: Bonus Jonas Edition includes a DVD containing the following:

  • Full Concert Performance
    • "Kids of the Future"
    • "Just Friends"
    • "S.O.S."
    • "Goodnight & Goodbye"
    • "Hello Beautiful"
    • "Australia"
    • "That's Just the Way We Roll"
    • "Hollywood"
    • "Inseparable"
    • "Still in Love with You"
    • "Hold On"
    • "Year 3000"
  • Music videos:

Total Running Time: About 55 minutes.

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