The Jon-ass Sisters are a group of homosexual, incest-addicted faggots who record sounds made from their constant sexual activities and call it music. They are funded by the new, fucked-up Disney and pathetic little fanfags who worship these freaks.
1) Ohh... oh yeah, right there...
2) Yes! Yes! YES!
4) What's that camera doing in here? ...meh, who cares?
5) I'll get the lotion and Sears Catalog!