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Nicholas Jerry Jonas was born on September 16, 1992. <strike>He sings lead vocals along with brother [[Joe Jonas]].</strike>&nbsp; None of them can sing, or do any REAL music for that matter. He plays guitar, <strike>piano</strike> Keyboards are better&nbsp;and drums. He is the youngest member of the band and is considered the <strike>leader </strike>bitch. "I'm not really the 'boss,' but I have a clear picture of who we are and where we're going." He is also considered the "SRS" one. "I am gay, straightforward and yes...sometimes serious." When not&nbsp;having a group orgy with his brothers&nbsp;he likes to golf, play tennis and basketball. "I've been told that I am extremely competitive, especially when it comes to sex. Being so driven has turned me into a fierce competitor. I am out to succeed in everyone I do."
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Nicholas Jerry Jonas was born on September 16, 1992. He sings lead vocals along with brother [[Joe Jonas]]. He plays guitar, piano and drums. He is the youngest member of the band and is considered the leader. "I'm not really the 'boss,' but I have a clear picture of who we are and where we're going." He is also considered the "serious" one. "I am independent, straightforward and yes...sometimes serious." When not preforming he likes to golf, play tennis and basketball. "I've been told that I am extremely competitive, especially when it comes to sports. Being so driven has turned me into a fierce competitor. I am out to succeed in everything I do."
<strike>Is Dating a guy named Mandie and thinks about him often</strike>. ITS&nbsp;A&nbsp;TRAP! SHEMALES&nbsp;ARE&nbsp;BAD! &nbsp
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Is Dating a girl named Mandie and thinks about her often.
"If I weren't in the music business, I would love to spend more time in some of the amazing poses I've seen. When I was done with that, I'd go to college. <strike>I always tell people that I'd like to run for president one day</strike>. LOLWUT?&nbsp;If I did, I would definitely need <strike>a college degree</strike>&nbsp;an IQ&nbsp;higher than 5&nbsp;for that! My nickname is 'The LOSER.' I got it from being so determined all the time and for wanting to wear a fursuit."
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"If I weren't in the music business, I would love to spend more time in some of the amazing places I've seen. When I was done with that, I'd go to college. I always tell people that I'd like to run for president one day. If I did, I would definitely need a college degree for that! My nickname is 'The President.' I got it from being so determined all the time and for wanting to wear a suit."
   
<strike>"At the end of the day, I am really just a fag. I'm a music geek, the guy who would have been proud to be in the school choir or band. Music is a part of my DNA. From as far back as I can remember, I always knew it was my calling. I realize I'm living every kid's dream, and I am truly grateful for the opportunity." </strike>HAHAHA&nbsp;DISREGARD&nbsp;THAT, I&nbsp;SUCK&nbsp;COCKS
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"At the end of the day, I am really just a nerd. I'm a music geek, the guy who would have been proud to be in the school choir or band. Music is a part of my DNA. From as far back as I can remember, I always knew it was my calling. I realize I'm living every kid's dream, and I am truly grateful for the opportunity."
 
== Style ==
 
== Style ==
 
Nick is very careful with his money, but he will spend it on certain must-haves. "I have a weakness for condoms,&nbsp;dildos and nice vibrators. I especially love classic&nbsp;dildos by Ralph Lauren and Marc Jacobs, and love John Lobb shoes. One of my favorite sayings is: 'A&nbsp;dildo makes the outfit and <strike>shoes make the man</strike>. LOL&nbsp;FAGGOT' I try not to purchase things that feel unnecessary or superfluous. Being wasteful is not really my thing."
 
Nick is very careful with his money, but he will spend it on certain must-haves. "I have a weakness for condoms,&nbsp;dildos and nice vibrators. I especially love classic&nbsp;dildos by Ralph Lauren and Marc Jacobs, and love John Lobb shoes. One of my favorite sayings is: 'A&nbsp;dildo makes the outfit and <strike>shoes make the man</strike>. LOL&nbsp;FAGGOT' I try not to purchase things that feel unnecessary or superfluous. Being wasteful is not really my thing."
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I spent a couple of days in the hospital so my blood sugar could be monitored and leveled out and so I could learn how to manage my diabetes. I had to learn how to count carbohydrates and watch my blood sugar, which I check twelve times a day. When I was released, I was feeling great - better than I had felt in a long time. We played a show the very next day. I promised myself that I wouldn't let the disease slow me down. I didn't want to let diabetes control me - I would control it. I knew I didn't have the time to be freaked out about the disease. I just had to do whatever it took to make it better before it got worse.
 
I spent a couple of days in the hospital so my blood sugar could be monitored and leveled out and so I could learn how to manage my diabetes. I had to learn how to count carbohydrates and watch my blood sugar, which I check twelve times a day. When I was released, I was feeling great - better than I had felt in a long time. We played a show the very next day. I promised myself that I wouldn't let the disease slow me down. I didn't want to let diabetes control me - I would control it. I knew I didn't have the time to be freaked out about the disease. I just had to do whatever it took to make it better before it got worse.
   
I wrote a song about diabetes called "A little Bit Longer." I was in Canada shooting Camp Rock, and I was having one of those days where my blood sugar was a little bit out of control. I walked into a banquet room at the hotel where we were staying and saw a baby grand piano. Nobody was in there, so I sat down and began to play. Fifteen minutes later I called everybody into the room to come listen to the song. They all loved it. It was a really great feeling, because I had been feeling so down. I&nbsp;ALSO&nbsp;MAKE&nbsp;OVER&nbsp;9000 DOLLARS&nbsp;EVERYTIME&nbsp;I&nbsp;BITCH&nbsp;AND&nbsp;MOAN&nbsp;ABOUT&nbsp;MY&nbsp;DIABETES&nbsp;BECAUSE&nbsp;OF&nbsp;MY&nbsp;RETARDED&nbsp;FANBASE
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I wrote a song about diabetes called "A little Bit Longer." I was in Canada shooting Camp Rock, and I was having one of those days where my blood sugar was a little bit out of control. I walked into a banquet room at the hotel where we were staying and saw a baby grand piano. Nobody was in there, so I sat down and began to play. Fifteen minutes later I called everybody into the room to come listen to the song. They all loved it. It was a really great feeling, because I had been feeling so down.
 
== Musical Influences ==
 
== Musical Influences ==
 
Elvis Costello
 
Elvis Costello
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Prince
 
Prince
 
VEGETA
 
 
== Favorites ==
 
== Favorites ==
 
'''Favorite ice cream:''' Cotton Candy from Dairy Queen
 
'''Favorite ice cream:''' Cotton Candy from Dairy Queen
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'''If I could have lunch with anyone in the world it would be:''' Elvis Costello
 
'''If I could have lunch with anyone in the world it would be:''' Elvis Costello
   
'''Definition of joy:'''&nbsp;Sex with my brothers&nbsp;
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'''Definition of joy:''' Music
   
'''Best day ever:''' Denver, Colorado, the day we played catch the cock
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'''Best day ever:''' Denver, Colorado, the day we played trampoline dodge ball and rode go-karts
   
 
'''Favorite sport:''' Baseball
 
'''Favorite sport:''' Baseball
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'''Favorite gadget:''' My Blackberry
 
'''Favorite gadget:''' My Blackberry
   
'''I can't live without:'''&nbsp;buttsex
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'''I can't live without:''' Insulin
   
 
'''If I weren't a pop star, I'd like to be:''' A professional golfer
 
'''If I weren't a pop star, I'd like to be:''' A professional golfer
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'''Favorite place in the world:''' Chicago
 
'''Favorite place in the world:''' Chicago
   
'''Favorite musician:''' <strike>Stevie Wonder &nbsp;</strike>He doesnt deserve this treatment
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'''Favorite musician:''' Stevie Wonder
   
'''Favorite thing to do as a family:''' GROUP&nbsp;ORGY
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'''Favorite thing to do as a family:''' Eat a nice dinner together

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Nicholas Jerry Jonas was born on September 16, 1992. He sings lead vocals along with brother Joe Jonas. He plays guitar, piano and drums. He is the youngest member of the band and is considered the leader. "I'm not really the 'boss,' but I have a clear picture of who we are and where we're going." He is also considered the "serious" one. "I am independent, straightforward and yes...sometimes serious." When not preforming he likes to golf, play tennis and basketball. "I've been told that I am extremely competitive, especially when it comes to sports. Being so driven has turned me into a fierce competitor. I am out to succeed in everything I do." Is Dating a girl named Mandie and thinks about her often. "If I weren't in the music business, I would love to spend more time in some of the amazing places I've seen. When I was done with that, I'd go to college. I always tell people that I'd like to run for president one day. If I did, I would definitely need a college degree for that! My nickname is 'The President.' I got it from being so determined all the time and for wanting to wear a suit."

"At the end of the day, I am really just a nerd. I'm a music geek, the guy who would have been proud to be in the school choir or band. Music is a part of my DNA. From as far back as I can remember, I always knew it was my calling. I realize I'm living every kid's dream, and I am truly grateful for the opportunity."

Style

Nick is very careful with his money, but he will spend it on certain must-haves. "I have a weakness for condoms, dildos and nice vibrators. I especially love classic dildos by Ralph Lauren and Marc Jacobs, and love John Lobb shoes. One of my favorite sayings is: 'A dildo makes the outfit and shoes make the man. LOL FAGGOT' I try not to purchase things that feel unnecessary or superfluous. Being wasteful is not really my thing."

Diabetes in the Words of Nick Jonas

I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes in November 2005 when I was thirteen years old. My diagnosis happened to be during the early days of our career. We had been touring schools all over the country, playing shows at 8:00 in the morning for kids in middle and high school. They'd look at us like we were crazy, because they had absolutely no idea who we were or why we were playing music at their school. It was a tough experience but one that taught us a lot about dealing with crowds.

About halfway through the tour, I noticed I was losing a lot of weight, drinking excessive amounts of water, and frequently going to the bathroom. My parents began to notice a change in my attitude, too. I was unusually grouchy all the time. We didn't know it, but these were all symptoms of diabetes. Thinking I was just burned out, we took a week off from the tour and went of a family vacation.

When we came back I went to see our family physician to find out what was going on. After running several tests, she discovered my blood sugar level was off the charts. It was above 700, when a normal range is 70-120. As far as we knew, diabetes didn't run in our family, so it was a surprising diagnosis. I wasn't sure if this meant I could die. When I asked the doctor, she said I would be alright as long as I learned how to monitor my blood sugar levels and watch the way I ate. Thankfully, I had my family all around me, so I wasn't going through this alone. It was a tough time that we got though together.

I spent a couple of days in the hospital so my blood sugar could be monitored and leveled out and so I could learn how to manage my diabetes. I had to learn how to count carbohydrates and watch my blood sugar, which I check twelve times a day. When I was released, I was feeling great - better than I had felt in a long time. We played a show the very next day. I promised myself that I wouldn't let the disease slow me down. I didn't want to let diabetes control me - I would control it. I knew I didn't have the time to be freaked out about the disease. I just had to do whatever it took to make it better before it got worse.

I wrote a song about diabetes called "A little Bit Longer." I was in Canada shooting Camp Rock, and I was having one of those days where my blood sugar was a little bit out of control. I walked into a banquet room at the hotel where we were staying and saw a baby grand piano. Nobody was in there, so I sat down and began to play. Fifteen minutes later I called everybody into the room to come listen to the song. They all loved it. It was a really great feeling, because I had been feeling so down.

Musical Influences

Elvis Costello

Johnny Cash

Prince

Favorites

Favorite ice cream: Cotton Candy from Dairy Queen

Favorite movie: 'Juno'

If I could have lunch with anyone in the world it would be: Elvis Costello

Definition of joy: Music

Best day ever: Denver, Colorado, the day we played trampoline dodge ball and rode go-karts

Favorite sport: Baseball

Most Influential person in my life: My father

Favorite gadget: My Blackberry

I can't live without: Insulin

If I weren't a pop star, I'd like to be: A professional golfer

Worst part of being on the road: Waking up really early. the best gift anyone can give me on the road is two extra hours of sleep!

Favorite place in the world: Chicago

Favorite musician: Stevie Wonder

Favorite thing to do as a family: Eat a nice dinner together